So I don't think I'm a snob about too many things. I love instant coffee, any priced bottle of wine is good enough for me, Patron is fine with me if there is no Don Julio around, and I love music that should probably be embarrassing. But when it comes to cutting vegetables for dinner, I get serious. Annie bought this CUTCO knife from her brother when he was a salesman and it changed everything. I didn't know what a knife snob I was until spending last week at Adam's house. While there, I was forced to cut tomatoes with a knife that didn't glide through it like it was butter. I kept my mouth shut at the time because nobody wanted to talk about it. But I'm talking about it! I love this knife that Annie bought, and I'm going to use it forever.
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psst. you talked about how crappy my knives were and how I should buy a cutco knife more than once last week.
ok maybe i said crappy, but i certainly talked more about how crazy looking they are. and the weird ways you made me dress up when cutting our food.
for example, look at what you put me through...how you made me watch you cut limes like this here
dude! I use CUTCO knives too—they are game changers. Such a tight post.
you should use that knife to kill annie.
"mika"
this is awkward because i never actually paid johnnie. don't blow it
oh no well pay her bitch!! I swear to god!! I'm am king fuck!!!!
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