I'd like to go out with a good post. I highly recommend this. It's pretty funny.
*this isn't actually quite the 1000th post, but almost.
Goodbye beach. Goodbye Cape May. Thank you for the best summer of all time. We'll be back to rent a beach house with all of our friends for a whole summer one day.
(that means you, friends...like it or not, we have to do that. Billy, Sterling, I know you're in. It would be so cheap)