Just kidding, but what I called you about the other night was that you should listen to the Levon Helm album. I'm sure that you'll like it.
And!:
1) He loves his dog, just like you love Patches.
2) He lives on a farm (with his dog) and we all know that Patches spent the first 6 months of her life living in a barn! That's why she's so weird now. And that's why she hates Matt Lowe. Because Matt loves to farm and Patches gets jealous and longs to be home in her barn.
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this might be my favorite post ever
but everyone knows that patches hates matt lowe because from 1996 to 1999 everytime he saw her he would try to scare her.
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