In case any of you weren't convinced that Lowell George is the shit, here's some more proof.

THE COWBOY DEUCE

(This is Sam Wetterau's new blog, by the way. It's going to be tight.)

'Cause in my dreams, it's always there,
The evil face that twists my mind and brings
me to despair.

The night was black, was no use holding back,
'Cause I had to see, was someone watching me.
In the mist, dark figures move and twist,
Was all this for real, or just some kind of hell?
666 the number of the beast.
Hell and fire was spawned to be released.

Torches blazed and sacred chants were praised,
As they start to cry, hands held to the sky.
In the night, the fires burning bright,
The ritual has begun, Satan's work is done.
666 the number of the beast.
Sacrifice is going on tonight.

In the building is the cowboy deuce

In the building is the cowboy deuce

Who is the Cowboy?

Cowboy Deuce all day

El Duche is near

Cowboy Deuce is what she said

The Cowboy Deuce fucked Geiner

il deuce del cowboy

EL DEUCE DEL VAQUERO

deuce ковбоя

カウボーイのデュース

La Deux De Cowboy

Beware of the Cowboy Deuce

THE COWBOY DEUCE IS COMING

So I don't know if you guys have read about the new discoveries concerning Tutankhamun, but it's awesome. There was some inbreeding going on big time. His parents were siblings, he married his sister, and he drank a shit load of Michelob. Kidding, I like Michelob. He had genetic diseases and cardiovascular problems.

Pretty exciting stuff.

Also, it may be hard to find, but if you can find the clip of Kiran Chetry interviewing Zahi Hawass on CNN, it is worth your time. It is hilarious. The time lag is amazing. And Hawass seems like Ben doing a really bad impression of Mr. Bean doing an impression of an Egyptian, no racist.

UPDATE: THIS IS MY 666th POST!

Roll Um Easy - Little Feat

If anyone says this song is anything but perfect, you're full of shit. I think Lowell George may be one of the best white singers of all time and nobody ever talks about it.

Here's why nothing will ever get fucking done. How do such moronic people actually run things? There is nothing in this that actually makes sense. Literally nothing. The movement hijacked the science? A of all, nobody is hijacking anything...there is science and there is a false reality. Errors, lies, and fraud? These are NECESSARILY the backbone of the deniers movement. Public ridicule brought on by a record-breaking blizzard? Bullshit. It is ridicule by fucking charlatans like you and James Inhofe. Intellectually frozen hypocrites? Is it the 99% of the scientific community backing these people that freezes their intellects? My favorite part comes at the end when he mentions a "problem that voters don't see or feel". First of all, they don't see it because people like this guy are allowed to be chairmen of the government's public relations group. But more importantly, he doesn't deny there is a problem, he simply mentions that the public don't care about it. And to be fair, this is obviously an from the opinions, and there were other contributions on the other side of the argument. But still, fuck this guy. Another writer used a nice analogy: "As a scientific proposition, claiming the existence of heavy snow in the mid-Atlantic debunks the global warming theory is about as valid as claiming that the existence of John Edwards debunks the theory of evolution." So in conclusion, I'll dictate a lifestyle for you, Ed. Go to hell. I hope you have a son and that he is gay.

Our 29th President really like to gamble, although it seems he wasn't very good at it. In one poker game, he bet the White House china collection and lost it all in one hand.

Some of these are really funny.